It's Not My Fault!

FicInsanity: "Hammond's Angel 3: Fraiser Phenomenon"
Category: Parody,insanity, humour
Season/Sequel: Sequel to "Hammond's Angel 2"
Pairings: *winces* Give you three guesses!
Warnings: Some undertones of unreciprocated slash *facepalms*
Summary: "Clearly no one, no matter the gender, was immune to the wonder that was Janet Fraiser"
Author's Notes: *facepalms* This is it. Really. Truly. Honestly. (And it ended a lot more sympathetically to Hammond than my original planned ending!)

( Oopsies )

Requested by: anr
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Line: "I must be dreaming"
Spoilers: I wrote it, with the intent that it's after "Heroes". But an alternate "Heroes." But it has no spoilers in at all.
Author's Notes: Fic I'm happy with! Stargate fic I'm happy with! Fic with some resemblence of a plot that I'm happy with! Woo hoo!! *happy dance* Although the 4am start this morning, and the two hour train journeys are not things I wish to replicate to write again *g* Hugs to wendywoo for the beta, and sorting out the "laying"/"lying"/"getting laid" problem ;)

( Convincing Daniel )

Title: Sleepless in Chicago
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Spoilers: The Curse, the film "Sleepless in Seattle" (I love that film!)
Challenge: ER episode titles on janetfic100
Author's Notes: Hmm... think this would work better if longer. I'll have to have another look at it some other time... *g*

( Sleepless in Chicago )

There's a problem when you want to write a fic for your beta for her birthday, in the fact that the ones written she's already seen (being your beta and all!) and your muse isn't being co-operative. However, it's kinda appropriate that I managed to finish off this one, and it's still May 3rd over there, so Happy Birthday, Amanda! :D


Category: humour
Season/Sequel: Sequel to Kiss Her
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Summary: The last thing she needs is to be told that she needs to get laid by a voice in her head.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognisable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.
Author's Notes: Dedicated to laurajo, babylil and theangelgirl, my fellow committee members for the "Get Janet Laid, 2004" campaign at Wolf SG-7. Especially theangelgirl whose fault it would be, if it wasn't all Teryl's fault! *bg*

( Get Janet Laid! )

Category: Parody,insanity, humour
Season/Sequel: Sequel to "Hammond's Angel"
Pairings: Janet/Daniel, Janet/just about everyone!!
Summary: George is still in love.
Author's Notes: Clara.... you are so in for it!! And stop thinking about Part 3!! Stop it! Now!!!

( Oh good god )

Category: angst
Spoilers: "2010"
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Rating: R - although I'm probably being overcautious here.
Season/Sequel: Sequel to Try Hard To Speak
Summary: Some things are always difficult to talk about

( Finally posting! *g* )

Category: angst
Spoilers: "2010"
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Summary: After eight years apart, what can you say?


( Small Talk )

I still can't believe that I wrote this, nor can I believe that I'm posting it *facepalms*

Title: "Hammond's Angel
Author: Not me
Category: Parody, farce, insanity... you chose!
Ship: Janet/Just about anyone really!
Author's notes: Dedicated to misssimm for the talk that inspired it – it’s all her Teryl’s fault. This is what waiting for *counts on fingers* five hours in Heathrow Airport does to you! And I still can't believe I wrote this

( Clara, you owe me big time, hon! )