It's Not My Fault!

okay, musicforcylons asked for: Vala + FH + something cracktastic.

She may regret that... ;)

Summary: This wasn't here yesterday...
People included: Not Parker! I wrote FH fic without Parker! *is so insanely impressed with self*
Notes: Not a drabble. No where near a drabble. Never mind!!

( Now I'm apologizing to Disney... )

I still can't believe that I wrote this, nor can I believe that I'm posting it *facepalms*

Title: "Hammond's Angel
Author: Not me
Category: Parody, farce, insanity... you chose!
Ship: Janet/Just about anyone really!
Author's notes: Dedicated to misssimm for the talk that inspired it – it’s all her Teryl’s fault. This is what waiting for *counts on fingers* five hours in Heathrow Airport does to you! And I still can't believe I wrote this

( Clara, you owe me big time, hon! )