It's Not My Fault!

So, I'm watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire now.

(I was going to watch Finding Nemo, but the DVD's not anywhere near here. Mostly it's upstairs and I'm not)

And then I was, "Ooh! I could do a drinking game!"

So I google it.

There is a shocking lack of Harry Potter drinking games, people. And the ones that do exist are either kinda boring, or just plain suck!

So!

My almighty wise friendslist!

I seek your help for a Harry Potter drinking game, that can cover pretty much all the films!

I'll start.

*Hermione answers a question that she wasn't asked.
*Something that can be interpreted as slashy!
*Sex, drugs and/or rock-and-roll interpreted reference
*Stupid name
*Hot guy! (Example, Oliver Wood in the first two films, Cedric Diggory. That sort of thing)
*Someone actually says, 'Voldemort'
*Someone dies
*Hermione clings to Harry
*The five minute long scene that doesn't really do anything except show off the beauty of the Scottish countryside/the CGI they put into it.
*Something sounds dirty/looks dirty (players opinion, but most wand quotes are usually fair game *cough*). Double if it involves storage closets.
*He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is mentioned
*A moving picture is shown
*First appearance of an awesome character (Lupin, Tonks, Neville, Luna, etc)
*Dumbledore bores me
*Hermione references, "Hogwarts, A History"
*Ron cusses ... or even just says "Bloody Hell!"
*Whenever Hermione rolls her eyes in exasperation
*When Hermione calls Ron, "Ronald", just to annoy him.
*When Hermione hugs Harry
*Whenever the twins finish each others' sentences!
*Draco whimpers like a pansy
*Harry gets insulted. (Double if it's Snape)
*Hermione knows more than the nearest "responsible" adult

(Yes, I know that'll get a person really nice and drunk! But isn't that the idea?!)


You know, I need a Harry Potter icon. Or two or three. I should look into that...