It's Not My Fault!

havocthecat asked for: NCIS/SG1 crossover. Abby and Janet, in whatever context you want.

Summary: Whilst visiting one friend, Abby makes a new one.
Spoilers: NCIS "Twilight"
Notes: Absolutely, not in a million years a drabble. And there's even Janet/Elizabeth thrown in for good measure too! Oh! And I know nothing about any of the medicalness mentioned involved. But I do know how to use google. So, yeah. For all I know, I'm talking noncense. Well, even more than usual.

( Day By Day )

napalm_isis's prompt: How bout a DS9 fic with cows in it! Or aliens who look like cows... I dont know just so long as its completly silly Im happy. :P

Summary: Four legs good, two legs bad?
Notes: This one's longer than a drabble too. Oops.

*has no Star Trek icons at all* Doh! *uses Jaye on account of the cow creamer*

( Apologizes to George Orwell omg! )

misssimm's prompt from here: NCIS, missing scene from when Kate & Tony were in quarantine

Pairing: Tony/Kate
Summary: She's lying to herself.
Notes: Actually a drabble this time omg! And um. Last line. Yeah.... Have I mentioned how much I hate my muse lately?!

( Spoilers for SWAK. Um. Obviously )

So, here I am, wondering through the folders on my hard-drive, positive that I'd typed up the start of this one fic, and I come across this.

I remember writing it, and then not posting, because I was convinced it was crap.

So, I read it, and consider that maybe it's not as bad as I first thought.

Spoilers: Stargate's "Brief Candle", of all things
Summary: As always, sex was the problem
Shep/Weir UST

( For the People )

I will not get involved in another fandom. I will not get involved in another fandom. I will not get involved in another fandom. I will not get involved in another fandom.

Writing fic doesn't count, right?!

Title: Twenty-Five
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Kate/Tony - sorta
Category: Angst
Content warnings: Character death

( I don't even know how many of my flist actually watches NCIS, but here we go anyway... )

Summary: Daniel gets a surprise when Janet returns home
Category: Daniel/Janet fluff, future fic
Author's Notes: In honour of Teryl's pretty new hair (which she wouldn't have been able to get away with if they'd not killed her off) and the fact that I'm bored with my hair and am debating over cutting it off or dying it. Or quite possibly both.

( Boredom )

Requested by: audrich
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Pairing: Picard/Crusher
Line: "Oh, wow, Jean-Luc, I didn't know you could see that from here"
Author's Notes: This would be my first TNG fic ever released online. And I think I'm happier with it than what I've been trying to write recently. And the title is rather random, but I had a reason to choose it (a flimsy reason, but it's a reason!!) And I am spamming just slightly today. Heh

( Matti - I *am* writing yours - promise! )

Title: Sleepless in Chicago
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Spoilers: The Curse, the film "Sleepless in Seattle" (I love that film!)
Challenge: ER episode titles on janetfic100
Author's Notes: Hmm... think this would work better if longer. I'll have to have another look at it some other time... *g*

( Sleepless in Chicago )

There's a problem when you want to write a fic for your beta for her birthday, in the fact that the ones written she's already seen (being your beta and all!) and your muse isn't being co-operative. However, it's kinda appropriate that I managed to finish off this one, and it's still May 3rd over there, so Happy Birthday, Amanda! :D


Category: humour
Season/Sequel: Sequel to Kiss Her
Pairing: Daniel/Janet
Summary: The last thing she needs is to be told that she needs to get laid by a voice in her head.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognisable characters and places are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret productions. This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment not monetary purposes and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended. Previously unrecognised characters and places, and this story, are copyrighted to the author. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.
Author's Notes: Dedicated to laurajo, babylil and theangelgirl, my fellow committee members for the "Get Janet Laid, 2004" campaign at Wolf SG-7. Especially theangelgirl whose fault it would be, if it wasn't all Teryl's fault! *bg*

( Get Janet Laid! )

Category: Parody,insanity, humour
Season/Sequel: Sequel to "Hammond's Angel"
Pairings: Janet/Daniel, Janet/just about everyone!!
Summary: George is still in love.
Author's Notes: Clara.... you are so in for it!! And stop thinking about Part 3!! Stop it! Now!!!

( Oh good god )